Martin Kristoffersen declared new President of the Republic

President Martin KristoffersenIn a tight race with five candidates vying for the top job in the Republic, Martin Kristoffersen has been declared the new President of the Republic after placing the winning bid of AUD$295 in the election process on online auction site eBay.

A literally last minute race saw President Kristoffersen beat out 16 other bids.

“I am delighted to be the Republic’s third President,” said President Kristoffersen. “and I look forward to leading this country onward and upward. If you always support the correct principles, then you will never get the wrong results.”

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